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Eating with Britney Spears and Julia Roberts/Kirstie Allie

September 1, 2006 on 5:32 pm | In Uncategorized | No Comments

I had a strange dream last night.

 I was eating lunch with B.S. and K.A. until I mispronounced K’s name… Christie. Doh. Anyhow it turned out ok since she turned into Julia Roberts who is infinitely cooler.

I wowed them with my ability to have a conversation with them as if they were normal people. Really all I did was talk about Sonya and myself.

It was funny- BS asked if I knew Janeane Garofolo’s work, I laughed and told her “Of course! I’m older than you…” and then noticing JR slumping back in her chair and quickly added “And I LOOK much older than you!”

Somehow that made her feel good and they quickly compared notes saying that “The truth about cats and dogs” was their favorite… I couldn’t remember mine though.